79 Things You Have No Interest in Knowing about Stoner79!
1. “79” refers to the year of his birth…1779. Or maybe 1979…
2. His last name was originally Litchford.
3. He is a pothead.
4. He was a guest once on the Ricki Lake Show.
5. His favorite movie is Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
6. His Favorite color is Kelly green.
7. He has a Jack Russell terrier named Krypto.
8. He has two sisters, one brother, one brother-in-law, one niece, two parents, two grandparents, one boyfriend and no regrets.
9. His grandfather was a World War II veteran who also played for the Ozarks, a minor league baseball team out of
10. His favorite song is Passive Aggressive by the British band Placebo.
11. He likes all different kinds of music; jazz, punk, opera, rock, e.g.
12. His favorite singer is Janis Joplin.
13. His favorite book is Ordinary People by Judith Guest.
14. He was in the Inaugural Parade for President Clinton’s second term.
15. He smokes cigarettes.
16. He is an atheist.
17. He has never slept with a woman.
18. His childhood imaginary friend’s name was Extraordinary.
19. His ideal birth date is June 1st, 1945.
20. He loves Marilyn Monroe and James Dean.
21. His favorite classic movie is Mildred Pierce.
22. He has the same initials and birth date as Johnny Depp.
23. When he was a kid, his mother dressed him as Don Johnson in Miami Vice and sent him to school.
24. The other kids picked him on him in school.
25. He came out during a monologue reading in front of his entire school when he was a junior.
26. He attended
27. He has tried marijuana, acid, ecstasy, and cocaine.
28. He co-wrote, directed, and starred in a musical about gay soldiers in the Vietnam War called Don’t Ask! Don’t Tell!
29. The night that Don’t Ask! Don’t Tell! opened was the same night that Johnny Cash and John Ritter passed away.
30. He hates television, but loves Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
31. He watches adult swim every night.
32. He collects action figures.
33. He has two tattoos: the Japanese khanji symbol for “scream” on his forearm and the khanji symbol for ‘immortality” on his calf.
34. He once had his nipples pierced, but took them out.
35. His boyfriend is HIV+.
36. He wants a
37. He broke his little finger in high school playing football.
38. His favorite comic book characters are Superman and Shazam.
39. He once auditioned for the show MTV’s Fanatic.
40. He can play the trumpet and the piano.
41. He wants to learn to ride a motorcycle.
42. Until about two years ago, he was exclusively a top, but now he loves to bottom.
43. He is a Gemini.
44. He has had two of his homes burn down.
45. He loves horror movies.
46. His favorite pet as a kid was a dog named AJ.
47. He has a license but no car, nor does he want one.
48. He loves anime, especially Akira and films by Hayao Miyazaki.
49. He has a morbid fascination with serial killers, especially John Wayne Gacy and Ted Bundy.
50. He did not vote for George W. Bush.
51. His favorite cereal is Frosted Shredded Wheat.
52. He can’t pass up Count Chocula, Frankenberry, or Booberry either.
53. His favorite holiday is Halloween.
54. He drinks Maxwell House coffee.
55. He has had sex in a group of three, and would like to up that number.
56. He has seen Edward Scissorhands more times than he can count.
57. The first CD he ever bought was the original cast recording of Phantom of the Opera.
58. He has done drag twice, under the name Flamenco Fury!
59. He really doesn’t like doing drag.
60. His best friend Kyle only has one arm.
61. His favorite drink is a dirty martini straight up with three olives.
62. He refuses to become part of the cell phone phenomenon.
63. He was the victim of a gay-bashing the first week in college at a frat party.
64. He has posed nude, and been in a dirty home movie.
65. His favorite website is www.rotten.com.
66. His other best friend Ginni lives in a house that Elvis and Johnny Cash visited.
67. He cried for hours when Christopher Reeve died.
68. His favorite characters on Buffy the Vampire Slayer were
69. The word “cock” really turns him on.
70. He loves bareback seventies gay porn.
71. He loves porn in general.
72. His favorite thing to do when he’s stoned is watch old episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000.
73. If he were a television character, he would be Eunice Higgins from Mama’s Family.
74. He’s read Drawing Blood by Poppy Z. Brite and Swan Song by Robert McCammon about a zillion times.
75. He is allergic to bunny fur.
76. He loves chocolate.
77. He wants to live
78. He has been with his boyfriend Daniel for almost 4 years.
79. He stole the idea for this list from Darren at http://dajoro.blogspot.com/
posted by stoner79 @ 11:16 AM
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Gah! My eyes! Your coding makes my brain hurt. I hope I didn't inspire that! I'll come back this weekend when my nose stops bleeding...
1. 126yos are Hhhhhot. Dick Clark is almost just ripe.
3. Yay!
4. Good lord, what was the topic? Were you the She-Male or the one Kicking Her to the Curb?
15. m2 & I hate it.
16. Yay!
17. Yay! They're icky.
18. I never had an iconic Imaginary Friend. Did you talk to him? Did he have an appearance? Did you believe he was real? Did your mom set a plate for him? What was his "last day" like? (Oh, or is he still there?!)
19. [scratches head]
27. Ha! Amateur! I've only done one or two more than that, there was that one night I did a couple more known widely as letters - but the Ecstacy I finally took was a dud, so that's back on my list. If you have some, email it to me. ;o) But really, don't do that. The last thing you want is Dick Cheney on your doorstep with wiretap, electrodes, gardening shears, and that evil giggle. He'd clip the fingers of jaywalkers if they'd let him.
28. [Falls off chair]
30. Yay Buffy!
31. m2 sometimes. Still trying to catch the Boondocks.
34. I want one but it takes me an hour to pick out the clothes I'll wear for just one night!
34. You might be what scientists call "kinkay!"
36. People's Exhibit B.
38. Nightcawler, Dark Pheonix.
39. I sent a tape to Real World 3: San Francisco, the one with Pedro and Puck. Wish me luck. [crosses fingers] What was your object d'fan?
40. I play the radio.
42. I used to be a highway, now I'm a one-way street.
44. I said I was sorry!
46. Rat named Lance.
49. Do you hear that? I hear an alarm somewhere...
50. I would hope not. I don't think they let pierced tattooed pothead powerbottoms in the GOP.
51. Gah! Really? The last time I had that, I thought I ate wood by mistake. Lucky Charms, then Cocoa Puffs for me.
52. A friend bought me one of each a few years ago. So sweet I slipped into a coma.
55. I got to four before being domesticated. But I had big plans in the works. Big, thick plans and a sling. (Hi, Dimas! And sorry!)
57. That is quite possibly...no, wait, it is. That is the gayest thing I've ever heard.
58. I stand corrected.
61. A lot of things about you are a little dirty.
64. I rest my case. And links, please! I was being filmed once. Kai was adjusting the angle while Perry and The Armenian fu-anyway. And I have hundreds of pictures of myself that would kill a nun. My boyfriend's not reading this, is he?
65. Sploid
69. Anya and Dru. Ooh, and vampire Willow.
72. I just watched Santa Claus Conquers the Martians a few weeks ago, with the very young, very green Pia Zadora. [Wipes tear] Alas, TV's Frank...
73. Oh good dear god I just threw up a little.
79. And I will be stealing some of my replies for my next installment! Thanks for the inspiration...and sorry my reply is almost as long as your post. It appears I have a fourth blog now. Sorry. Be out by Monday. ;o)
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