79 Things You Have No Interest in Knowing about Stoner79!
1. “79” refers to the year of his birth…1779. Or maybe 1979…
2. His last name was originally Litchford.
3. He is a pothead.
4. He was a guest once on the Ricki Lake Show.
5. His favorite movie is Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
6. His Favorite color is Kelly green.
7. He has a Jack Russell terrier named Krypto.
8. He has two sisters, one brother, one brother-in-law, one niece, two parents, two grandparents, one boyfriend and no regrets.
9. His grandfather was a World War II veteran who also played for the Ozarks, a minor league baseball team out of Alabama.
10. His favorite song is Passive Aggressive by the British band Placebo.
11. He likes all different kinds of music; jazz, punk, opera, rock, e.g.
12. His favorite singer is Janis Joplin.
13. His favorite book is Ordinary People by Judith Guest.
14. He was in the Inaugural Parade for President Clinton’s second term.
15. He smokes cigarettes.
16. He is an atheist.
17. He has never slept with a woman.
18. His childhood imaginary friend’s name was Extraordinary.
19. His ideal birth date is June 1st, 1945.
20. He loves Marilyn Monroe and James Dean.
21. His favorite classic movie is Mildred Pierce.
22. He has the same initials and birth date as Johnny Depp.
23. When he was a kid, his mother dressed him as Don Johnson in Miami Vice and sent him to school.
24. The other kids picked him on him in school.
25. He came out during a monologue reading in front of his entire school when he was a junior.
26. He attended Cumberland University, but later dropped out.
27. He has tried marijuana, acid, ecstasy, and cocaine.
28. He co-wrote, directed, and starred in a musical about gay soldiers in the Vietnam War called Don’t Ask! Don’t Tell!
29. The night that Don’t Ask! Don’t Tell! opened was the same night that Johnny Cash and John Ritter passed away.
30. He hates television, but loves Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
31. He watches adult swim every night.
32. He collects action figures.
33. He has two tattoos: the Japanese khanji symbol for “scream” on his forearm and the khanji symbol for ‘immortality” on his calf.
34. He once had his nipples pierced, but took them out.
35. His boyfriend is HIV+.
36. He wants a Prince Albert.
37. He broke his little finger in high school playing football.
38. His favorite comic book characters are Superman and Shazam.
39. He once auditioned for the show MTV’s Fanatic.
40. He can play the trumpet and the piano.
41. He wants to learn to ride a motorcycle.
42. Until about two years ago, he was exclusively a top, but now he loves to bottom.
43. He is a Gemini.
44. He has had two of his homes burn down.
45. He loves horror movies.
46. His favorite pet as a kid was a dog named AJ.
47. He has a license but no car, nor does he want one.
48. He loves anime, especially Akira and films by Hayao Miyazaki.
49. He has a morbid fascination with serial killers, especially John Wayne Gacy and Ted Bundy.
50. He did not vote for George W. Bush.
51. His favorite cereal is Frosted Shredded Wheat.
52. He can’t pass up Count Chocula, Frankenberry, or Booberry either.
53. His favorite holiday is Halloween.
54. He drinks Maxwell House coffee.
55. He has had sex in a group of three, and would like to up that number.
56. He has seen Edward Scissorhands more times than he can count.
57. The first CD he ever bought was the original cast recording of Phantom of the Opera.
58. He has done drag twice, under the name Flamenco Fury!
59. He really doesn’t like doing drag.
60. His best friend Kyle only has one arm.
61. His favorite drink is a dirty martini straight up with three olives.
62. He refuses to become part of the cell phone phenomenon.
63. He was the victim of a gay-bashing the first week in college at a frat party.
64. He has posed nude, and been in a dirty home movie.
65. His favorite website is www.rotten.com.
66. His other best friend Ginni lives in a house that Elvis and Johnny Cash visited.
67. He cried for hours when Christopher Reeve died.
68. His favorite characters on Buffy the Vampire Slayer were Willow and Tara.
69. The word “cock” really turns him on.
70. He loves bareback seventies gay porn.
71. He loves porn in general.
72. His favorite thing to do when he’s stoned is watch old episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000.
73. If he were a television character, he would be Eunice Higgins from Mama’s Family.
74. He’s read Drawing Blood by Poppy Z. Brite and Swan Song by Robert McCammon about a zillion times.
75. He is allergic to bunny fur.
76. He loves chocolate.
77. He wants to live England or Australia one day.
78. He has been with his boyfriend Daniel for almost 4 years.
79. He stole the idea for this list from Darren at http://dajoro.blogspot.com/